Dawson's nap time

So, it's nap time and as I've been sitting at my desk he has come up with EVERY reason under the sun to get up.

I have to go pee pee - I agreed - he got up and I heard maybe one drop - he gets back in bed
feeling pretty confident that he just got one over on me.
Screaming (for no apparent reason) "Ohhhhhh Duuuuuu-uuuuude".
Mommy I'm scared up here by myself
Is anybody home? Well, are you?
He's been singing every song he's ever known including a few medleys of those same songs.
Mommy
Mommy
(Never mind that I've answered like three times already and now refuse to answer anymore).
Sigh
Louder Sigh
Growl
He lays there and puts on an occasional skit or two - typically with a battle between someone and someone else and usually their conversations with one another includes a lot of poo poo and pee pee.
Mommy I promise I'll listen to everybody tonight and I won't be wigglie or whine-ey or nothin'

Is naptime (and a few seconds of peace as I know it) over? Oh the horror! Say it isn't so!!!!!!!!!